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BIDEN 2028 Hoodie — Black
Because sometimes a tee just isn’t enough to keep the chaos contained.
This Biden 2028 hoodie brings the same deadpan energy and poor decision-making—just with sleeves. Perfect for men who live in hoodies, laugh at inappropriate times, and believe a double-lined hood counts as emotional support.
The black-on-black combo hides every bad choice you’ve ever made, from midnight kebabs to political conversations with your in-laws. It’s soft, slightly structured, and rugged enough to survive heckling in the front row at Kill Tony.
Wear it to the gym, the gig, or your next passive-aggressive family dinner.
This isn’t just comfort. It’s deflection—delivered in heavyweight cotton.
Specs, for guys who love gear talk:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn = soft feel, less pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (obviously)
• Quarter-turned body so it lays flat
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs & waistband with stretch
• Classic front pouch pocket for snacks or secrets
• Reinforced stitching because life is unpredictable
• Sourced from: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Biden 20208 Hoodie - Black
$59.00 NZD
Because sometimes a tee just isn’t enough to keep the chaos contained.
This Biden 2028 hoodie brings the same deadpan energy and poor decision-making—just with sleeves. Perfect for men who live in hoodies, laugh at inappropriate times, and believe a double-lined hood counts as emotional support.
The black-on-black combo hides every bad choice you’ve ever made, from midnight kebabs to political conversations with your in-laws. It’s soft, slightly structured, and rugged enough to survive heckling in the front row at Kill Tony.
Wear it to the gym, the gig, or your next passive-aggressive family dinner.
This isn’t just comfort. It’s deflection—delivered in heavyweight cotton.
Specs, for guys who love gear talk:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn = soft feel, less pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (obviously)
• Quarter-turned body so it lays flat
• Athletic rib-knit cuffs & waistband with stretch
• Classic front pouch pocket for snacks or secrets
• Reinforced stitching because life is unpredictable
• Sourced from: Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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