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BIDEN 2028 Tee — Black
Clean. Mysterious. Slightly threatening.
This is the Biden 2028 tee that says, “Yeah, I wore black to the barbecue… and I brought existential dread.”
Let’s be real: men wear black tees for one reason — they hide all the sins. The beer belly, the pizza choices, the regret. This one does it all while making people double-take and wonder if you’ve lost your mind or found your freedom.
For guys who sip Fiji water like it’s aged bourbon, quote Delirious when it’s safe, and treat Kill Tony like the nightly news — this tee is your uniform. Soft, lightweight, slightly stretchy, and pre-shrunk so it fits the same on Monday as it did after that Sunday session.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a vibe. And possibly a cry for help.
Specs, for the overthinkers:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (because you're busy enough)
• Side-seamed construction for a structured fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Biden 2028 Tee - Black
$39.00 NZD
Clean. Mysterious. Slightly threatening.
This is the Biden 2028 tee that says, “Yeah, I wore black to the barbecue… and I brought existential dread.”
Let’s be real: men wear black tees for one reason — they hide all the sins. The beer belly, the pizza choices, the regret. This one does it all while making people double-take and wonder if you’ve lost your mind or found your freedom.
For guys who sip Fiji water like it’s aged bourbon, quote Delirious when it’s safe, and treat Kill Tony like the nightly news — this tee is your uniform. Soft, lightweight, slightly stretchy, and pre-shrunk so it fits the same on Monday as it did after that Sunday session.
It’s not just a shirt. It’s a vibe. And possibly a cry for help.
Specs, for the overthinkers:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (because you're busy enough)
• Side-seamed construction for a structured fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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